Valerie Buhagiar

Jackie Bangs

Don McKellar

Pokey Jones

Earl Pastko

Mr. Skin (a.k.a. Satan)

Peter Breck

Mr. Watson

Jello Biafra

Customs Agent #1

Hadley Obodiac

Customs Agent #2

Tav Falco

Motorcycle Gang Leader

Tracy Wright

Margo

Johnny Askwith

Claude

Namir Khan

Funeral Director

Steve Fall

Jeffrey The Corpse

Larry Hudson

Nathan – Manservant

Elizabeth Pritchard

Louise Watson

Chantal Ettles

Missie Watson

Alithea Watters

Minnie Watson

Bruce McDonald