Carol Kane

Candy

Tom Smothers

Cooper

Candice Azzara

Bambi

Debralee Scott

Sandy

Judge Reinhold

Glenn Dandy

Marc McClure

Randy

Miles Chapin

Andy

Teri Landrum

Mandy

Phil Hartman

Reporter

David L. Lander

Pepe

Eileen Brennan

Candy's Mom

Ebbe Roe Smith

Pete

Paul Reubens

Johnson

Victoria Carroll

Mandy's Mom

Sallee Young

60's Cheerleader

Alfred Sole