Stephen Burrows

Milwaukee Steve

Traci Lords

Sam

Tim Matheson

Simon Sez Simone

Jerry Stiller

The Colonel

Amy Stiller

Cherri Contrary

Fred Willard

Steve's Manager

A.J. Benza

Steve's Agent

Clancy Brown

The Man

Abe Vigoda

The Frog

Kate Miller

Desiree, the Whore

David Vinau

McNally Sagal

Maloney

Jon Chardiet

Mr. C

Anne Meara

Casting Director

John Rosenfeld

Agent #1

Stephen Burrows