Tim Heidecker

John Jacob Denecker

Joe Estevez

The King of Hearts

Gregg Turkington

The Joker

Mark Proksch

The Mummy/Benjamin Franklin/Albert Einstein/Rush Limbaugh

Michael C. Matthews

Ray Laroy/Jimi Hendrix

Bobby Valli

Dr. Antonio Fanucci

James Mane Jr.

Lanoo

Christina Jacquelyn Calph

The Queen of Hearts

Richard Bernard

The Two of Diamonds

Eric Notarnicola