Dani Thompson

Paula Valentine / Rose / Miss Dani Teeze / Suzanna Diamond

Martin W. Payne

The Proprietor

Laurence R. Harvey

Vic Vorley / Chode the Toad / Major Tinto

Stella Paris

Stripper (segment "Mary Whitehouse, You're a...")

Ayvianna Snow

Ilsa Lall / Eyeball Victim

Charlie Bond

Biscuit / Mary Whitehouse

Georgina Dugdale

Lemora Lachrymose (segment "These Burnt Children")

Pauline Peart

The Curator #2 (segment "Video Dungeon")

Andrew Spooner

Voiceover (segment "Witchfinder Actual 3D Trailer")

Annabella Rich

Ivy (segment "The Red Lipped Moon")

Peter Tilley

Walter (segment "Video Dungeon")

Rami Hilmi

Eggbert Humphries (segment "Egghead")

Chris Mills

Karl Carpenter (segment "The Red Lipped Moon")

Singh Lall

The Curator #1 (segment "Video Dungeon")

Andrew Elias

Captain Cavani / The Curator #6

Sam Mason Bell

MJ Dixon

Andrew Elias

Michael Fausti

Alexander Churchyard

Thomas Lee Rutter