Bob Hope

Henry Dimsdale

Phyllis Diller

Golda

Jonathan Winters

Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Jasper's Mother

Shirley Eaton

Ellie Barton

Jill St. John

Monica

Stacey Gregg

Linda (as Stacey Maxwell)

Kevin Brodie

Steve

Glenn Gilger

Andy

Avis Hope

Dana

Debi Storm

Lois

Michael Freeman

Mark

Austin Willis

Mr. Pomeroy

Peter Leeds

Marty

Robert Hope

Mike

George Marshall