Peter Facinelli

Simon

Joaquim de Almeida

Hugo

Michelle Visage

Liv

Jordan Danger

Scheana

Zack Gottsagen

Nolan

Kimberley Crossman

Harlowe

Richard Lippert

Announcer (voice)

Luenell

God

Julie Goldman

Charlie

Rachelle Carson-Begley

Gail

Alaska Thunderfuck

Stevie

Jonathan Goldstein

Guy

Kelly Mantle

Marmalade/Lewis

Thomas Ochoa

Olive

Manila Luzon

Kiwi

Jordan Danger