Kjeld Clarke

Larry

Alexei Sayle

Uncle Henry

Craig Charles

Narrator

Bruce Webb

Henry's Victim

Sarah Jackson

Witness

Lesley Leask

Screaming Woman

Bethan Thomas

1st Bag Snatch Victim

Roger Steel

Taxi Driver

Jimmy Hynd

Chancer/McGaw Triplet

Martin Gooch

Puncher

Viv Wickham

Passer By

Lorena Randi

Passer By

Maitland Chandler

The Judge

Derek Ellwood

The Daddy

Martin Smith

The Daddy's Helper

Tom Heaney

Colm McManus