Elliott Gould

Casey Frank

Carol Kane

Barbara Dent

Hamilton Camp

Undercrawl

Rae Dawn Chong

Circe Lafemme

Bill Macy

Pop Gumm

Charles Gray

Mr. Dent

Howard Cosell

Ernie / Narrator

Bob Uecker

Joe

Shelley Duvall

Host

Murphy Dunne

Smiley

Mina Kolb

Widow Bleacher

Beans Morocco

Charlie

Tim Haldeman

Georgie

Warren Berlinger

Marty Williams

Jay Johnstone

Blake

David Steinberg