Harry Anderson

Elwood P. Dowd

Swoosie Kurtz

Veta Simmons

Lisa Akey

Myrtle Mae Simmons

Alex Ferguson

Zabladowski

Ingrid Tesch

Girl Reporter

Leslie Nielsen

Dr. Chumley

William Schallert

Judge Gaffney

Jessica Hecht

Miss Ruth Kelly

Jim O'Heir

Duane Wilson

Sheila Moore

Mrs. Chauvenet

Robert Wisden

Dr. Sanderson

Sheelah Megill

Miss Tewksbury

Lynda Boyd

Mrs. Chumley

Jonathan Banks

C.J. Lofgren, Cab Driver

Joseph Dougherty