Brian O'Halloran

Dante Hicks (voice)

Jeff Anderson

Randal Graves (voice)

Jason Mewes

Jay (voice)

Kevin Smith

Silent Bob (voice)

Alec Baldwin

Leonardo Leonardo (voice)

Kevin Michael Richardson

Narrator / Morpheus (voice)

Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley (voice)

Tara Strong

Giggling Girl (voice)

April Winchell

Reporter (voice)

Bryan Cranston

Various (voice)

Brian Posehn

Albert (voice)

Jeff Bennett

Regis Philbin (voice)

Gilbert Gottfried

Patrick Swayze (voice)

Kerri Kenney

Mother (voice)

Walt Flanagan

Walt Grover the Fanboy (voice)

David Mandel

Scott Mosier

Kevin Smith