Julian Clary

Julian

Lee Simpson

Terry

Philip Herbert

Limo driver

Kate Lonergan

Rene

Russell Churney

Bank Clerk

Paul Merton

Vicar

Tim Wylton

Judge

Emma Bernard

Mrs. Betty Clary

John Irwin

Warren Beatty

Danny Schiller

Royal Variety Producer

Julie Hewlett

Assistant

John Dallimore

Tom

Ian Talbot

Michael Grade

Daniel Strauss

TV announcer

Reginald Marsh

Mr. Wilson

Julian Clary