Dylan Baker

Bob Pitt

Kellie Waymire

Liz Pitt

Lizzy Caplan

Faith Pitt

David Henrie

Petey Pitt

Ben Donovan

Colin Richards

Tress MacNeille

Gilmore Girl

Seth MacFarlane

Radio Announcer (voice)

Tom McGowan

Officer Peltz

Dan Castellaneta

Morty / Bank Manager

Jack Burns

Mystery Man #1

Melissa Peterman

Shelly / Shirley

Shawn Michael Howard

VW (voice)

Darnell Suttles

Priest

Robert Schimmel

Clerk

Linda Shing

Female Customer

Mike Scully

Julie Thacker