Roberto Lombardi

Byron Godforbid

Matt Locker

Mason Hass

Edward X. Young

Father Timmy

Gregory R. Campbell

Dave Hip Hop

DiJone'e Mobley

Chick Java

Vinny Titone

Little Joe Alto

Kim Santiago

Ricki Willie

Mary Foley

The Lady in White

John Little

Nazi Ghost

Alice Orrichio

Woman in Confessional (voice)

Ellen Skibitsky

Stinky's Secretary

Richard 'Bucky' Szulborski

Dick Bucky

Coleen Trimmer

Woman in Confessional

Jesús M. Villanueva

Deafmute Janitor

Brian M. Wixson

Col. Beauford Beauregard

John Orrichio