Chris Morris

Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters

Mark Heap

Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters

David Cann

Donaldus Matthews / Vicar

Kevin Eldon

Mr. Wastrey

Barbara Durkin

Informercial Mother

Doon Mackichan

Dekadeeka Dekkadade / Rubeglia Palliativa

Albert Welling

Gene Man

Gina McKee

Libby Shuss

Claire Skinner

Board Member/Martha O'Dennell

Bill Moody

Bill Laswell

Paul Garner

"Technology!" man

Claire Rayner

Self

Peter Baynham

Sven Yabbsley

Amelia Bullmore

Role Play Wife / Honolee Dolholly

John McCririck

Self

Chris Morris