Richard David-Caine

Mr. Christopher • Mr. Nasal • Mark • Mrs. Mark • Marcella • Juan • Mr. Ladd • Senor Juan Casteneta

Bill Turnbull

Narrator

Tahj Miles

Tahj

Thomas Nelstrop

Mr Capp

Dan Starkey

Dave • Mr. Potter • Sir Stanley Bleacher

Marvyn Dickinson

Mr. Konnundrum • Mr. Schofield • Mr. Barrowboy

Sam Battersea

Miss Davis • Hilary Head • Dior Durant

Harvey Virdi

Miss Spray • Mrs. Haqvinder • Miss Crampon

Paul Edward Davies

Ted the Delivery Driver

Andy Potter

Stephen M. Collins

Luke Beddows