Will Forte

Abe Lincoln / Narrator (voice)

Phil Lord

Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth (voice)

Michael McDonald

Gandhi (voice)

Christa Miller

Cleopatra (voice)

Christopher Miller

JFK / Mr. Butlertron (voice)

Nicole Sullivan

Joan of Arc (voice)

Neil Flynn

Julius Caesar / Carl (voice)

Donald Faison

Toots (voice)

Andy Dick

Mr. Sheepman (voice)

Bill Lawrence

The Shadowy Figure (voice) (uncredited)

Judah Miller

Scangrade (voice)

Murray Miller

Catherine the Great (voice)

Debra Wilson

Reporter (voice)

Sarah Chalke

Marie Antoinette (voice)

Zach Braff

Paul Revere (voice)

Phil Lord

Bill Lawrence

Christopher Miller